Women and men, girls and boys have always been curious about the opposite sex. It's human nature since you don't have what they have and so you experience things differently than they would. If girls could ask guys honest questions to quench their curiosities, these would be the questions to ask...plus answers from this guy.
1. Can you even sleep on your stomach...or like, do you levitate in the morning and wake up bruised?
Contrary to popular belief, we
do not live our entire lives with an erect¡on. While it's mostly involuntary, we make the necessary adjustments.
2. How does it feel to walk with squishy dangling appendages in between your legs? Do they hit your thighs from side to side like a pendulum?
You know when a guy goes
to adjust? That's because
sometimes it gets dislodged.
Most of the time it sits in a comfortable position in our
underwear, so it's contained.
We have no control over where it is. If it decides to get squished, we have to make
adjustments. Deal with it. And,
no, we don't sit on our balls.
3. How do you resist the urge to play with your balls, or do you actually play with 'em like your childhood toys?
Even the slightest flick will send any guy into a severe shock, causing unrelenting pain and anguish. Balls are not toys.
4. Does getting kicked
in the balls really hurt
that badly? Because, I
don't know, but
pushing out a five-to-
seven pound baby out
of a small hole sounds
worse.
Ah, the old "balls vs. baby"
question. Well, know this:
even a slight graze with some
force will cripple a guy. If you
want to inflict immense
amounts of pain on a man, hit
them in the balls (Sorry guys, but i guess they know already). Also, the itch is like the itch on the bottom of your foot: don't itch immediately and it gets intense. Factor in that it gets
no oxygen down there and things get messy. Balls can be
a burden.
5. Can you pee with a
hard-on?
Sometimes there's something
called the "split stream."
Basically, two streams that
can be in directions that don't
make sense. Its realy, realy hard to aim then when showering something with our pee. So, sometimes, regretfully, we have to sit.
- Peeing after sex is as bad as peeing while hard. That's because the stream isn't constant nor is the pressure. It sucks.
6. If you have a beard,
is your face constantly
on fire?
Only if it's the first time you're
growing it out OR if you're
growing it to a new length.
7. Can you control your erections or does it go from 0-60 in less than a minute?
Most of the time, we can't.
Think about morning wood.
We're not excited. It just
happens.
8. Can you bend an
erect penis or does it
snap off?
It'll break!!!. They aren't meant
to bend, so, please, do not
test this.
9. When you shower
and clean yourself, do
you always get an
erection? How would
you even get any work done or even go to work if you're quickly scrubbing and get hard by mistake? It's like, "Damn, gotta take care of this first." And that's exactly why Dave was late for work that day.
#penisprobz
There's different degrees of
hardness, and if you aren't
thinking about it then it goes
away. Also, you don't need to
be turned on to get one. It
just happens. If it does, we
move on with our lives, let the
guy soften, and get to work
on time.
- I guess balls are a hot topic.
Some people ask, "do you put
in the right leg in first or the
left?" to find out which way
the guys are hanging. No
idea. We just put pants on
because putting on pants is
easy. It's a completely
unconscious act. We don't
think about what leg to put in
first just because we have balls.
It's hard to answer other things because then we start to generalize. You might wonder what we think about makeup or what kind of clothes we prefer. Well, there's no answer. The above are fairly universal, to a degree.
1. Can you even sleep on your stomach...or like, do you levitate in the morning and wake up bruised?
Contrary to popular belief, we
do not live our entire lives with an erect¡on. While it's mostly involuntary, we make the necessary adjustments.
2. How does it feel to walk with squishy dangling appendages in between your legs? Do they hit your thighs from side to side like a pendulum?
You know when a guy goes
to adjust? That's because
sometimes it gets dislodged.
Most of the time it sits in a comfortable position in our
underwear, so it's contained.
We have no control over where it is. If it decides to get squished, we have to make
adjustments. Deal with it. And,
no, we don't sit on our balls.
3. How do you resist the urge to play with your balls, or do you actually play with 'em like your childhood toys?
Even the slightest flick will send any guy into a severe shock, causing unrelenting pain and anguish. Balls are not toys.
4. Does getting kicked
in the balls really hurt
that badly? Because, I
don't know, but
pushing out a five-to-
seven pound baby out
of a small hole sounds
worse.
Ah, the old "balls vs. baby"
question. Well, know this:
even a slight graze with some
force will cripple a guy. If you
want to inflict immense
amounts of pain on a man, hit
them in the balls (Sorry guys, but i guess they know already). Also, the itch is like the itch on the bottom of your foot: don't itch immediately and it gets intense. Factor in that it gets
no oxygen down there and things get messy. Balls can be
a burden.
5. Can you pee with a
hard-on?
Sometimes there's something
called the "split stream."
Basically, two streams that
can be in directions that don't
make sense. Its realy, realy hard to aim then when showering something with our pee. So, sometimes, regretfully, we have to sit.
- Peeing after sex is as bad as peeing while hard. That's because the stream isn't constant nor is the pressure. It sucks.
6. If you have a beard,
is your face constantly
on fire?
Only if it's the first time you're
growing it out OR if you're
growing it to a new length.
7. Can you control your erections or does it go from 0-60 in less than a minute?
Most of the time, we can't.
Think about morning wood.
We're not excited. It just
happens.
8. Can you bend an
erect penis or does it
snap off?
It'll break!!!. They aren't meant
to bend, so, please, do not
test this.
9. When you shower
and clean yourself, do
you always get an
erection? How would
you even get any work done or even go to work if you're quickly scrubbing and get hard by mistake? It's like, "Damn, gotta take care of this first." And that's exactly why Dave was late for work that day.
#penisprobz
There's different degrees of
hardness, and if you aren't
thinking about it then it goes
away. Also, you don't need to
be turned on to get one. It
just happens. If it does, we
move on with our lives, let the
guy soften, and get to work
on time.
- I guess balls are a hot topic.
Some people ask, "do you put
in the right leg in first or the
left?" to find out which way
the guys are hanging. No
idea. We just put pants on
because putting on pants is
easy. It's a completely
unconscious act. We don't
think about what leg to put in
first just because we have balls.
It's hard to answer other things because then we start to generalize. You might wonder what we think about makeup or what kind of clothes we prefer. Well, there's no answer. The above are fairly universal, to a degree.
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